How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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