why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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