- Anti Joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

i like it in the mouth

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what's funny about war? nothing!