- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they