- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

i like it in the mouth

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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