- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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