- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The chickens have become self-aware!

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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