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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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