- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Men's rights

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A fat guy!

i'm hard

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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