Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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