- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Drew Knowles is gay

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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