I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How about that airline food?

A man goes to the potty.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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