- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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