Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your big dick.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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