- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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