- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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