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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Gay rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

i hate non minorities!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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