- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How about that airline food?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man goes to the potty.

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