- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

you will like this because i am black.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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