- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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