- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

guess what? bannanas

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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