- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Potassium? K.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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