- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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