What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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