If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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star wars kid

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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