ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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America

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Anti Joke

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