There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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