- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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