Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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