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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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