- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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