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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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