- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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