- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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