How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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George W. Bush

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Pain Olympics.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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