What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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