- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

The New York Giants

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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