Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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