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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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