Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

These Jokes suck.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Tunechi

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

outside your comfort zone

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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