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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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