- Anti Joke

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood