A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

here's a joke... the american education society

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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