What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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69.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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