What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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