My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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