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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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