- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Apple hates Blackberry.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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