- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paper or plastic? Yes...

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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