what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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