- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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