- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The New York Giants

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Chick Norris... Enough said

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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