roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

13 =B you just learned something

i'm hard

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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