- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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