- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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