- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Women's rights

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If you have a stroke, call 000

George W. Bush

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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