Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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How you know when dislextic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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