- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

guess what? bannanas

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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