- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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