- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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