whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Women's professional sports

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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