why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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