- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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