- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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