What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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