what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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swag

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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