- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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