- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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