- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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