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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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