- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

womens rights.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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