- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

George W. Bush

nolan is gay

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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