why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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