- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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