- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Knock Knock Come in

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's 1+1? 69.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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