Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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