- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What page are you on The gay page.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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