Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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