what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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