A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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