- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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