What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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