- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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