What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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