How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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