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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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