What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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