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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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