- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

If you have a stroke, call 000

George W. Bush

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

nolan is gay

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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