- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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