- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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