- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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