- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Dead girls can't say no.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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