- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Obama = ebola

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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