- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

silver bullet?

Badabing.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Maths.

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