A guy walks into a bar

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Tucker Rivera

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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