- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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