What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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