Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

race-car = rac-ecar

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yellow People !!

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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