- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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