Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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