- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

a dyslexic man walked his god.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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