- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

The Big Band Theory

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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