What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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