- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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